how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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