Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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