Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Oh god it's open bar.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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