sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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