love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
