Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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