You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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