Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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