the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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