it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
