Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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