oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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