He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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