Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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