i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
BRING THE BAGELS
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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