It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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