I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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