One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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