He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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