Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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