What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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