He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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