Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
did you just send me my own nude
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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