somebody snuck up and got me drunk
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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