I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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