Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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