I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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