You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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