is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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