She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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