that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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