: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Pants are for mortals
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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