Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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