i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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