What a fucking waste of an outfit
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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