Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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