I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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