Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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