I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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