So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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