i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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