You can't special order awesome
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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