He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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