FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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