i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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