At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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