im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I understand Curling. That high.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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