So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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