Fuck appropriateness.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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