He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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