I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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