There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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