Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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