At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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