Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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