Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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