Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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